Posted by: deadmousediaries | July 16, 2012

News from the Path Valley Hotel, Episode #14 – Hotel Security

Meet the head of our security department. The Path Valley Hotel is protected by a state-of-the art attack cat (and a .357). Every cabin needs a cat. In addition to the usual reasons i.e. providing mouse patrol, entertainment and peeing on pillows of unwelcomed guests, cats provide great peace of mind. As long as you have a cat, if you hear something go bump in the night or catch a glimpse of something furry scurrying behind the furniture, you can choose to believe it is the cat.

Don’t let this cool exterior fool you; she’ll be big-time scary and ferocious as soon as she’s off the charger.

Copyright 2012. Mitchell Kyd. All rights reserved.

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